My Way of Life

Sometimes I get angry…

Sometimes you get sucked into a stupid conflict and you get mad at yourself for letting yourself get sucked into the idiot universe of the person you’re having the disagreement with. Particularly when you knew this person was what you knew they were all along? Does that make sense? For example, [...]

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GIVE TIL IT HURTS…

Handbag’s favorite little sister, Brooke Allen is collecting for the Y-Me Breast Cancer Organization. She needs 1,000.00 by Friday! I know the name is dumb (Sounds like Nancy Kerrigan named it), but it’s a great cause. Click here to donate.

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Cheers Steve-A-Ree-No

Jayne is tickled pink to offer Handbag Managing Director, ensemble member and resident Mrs. Claus, Steve Hickson congratulations on his recent acceptance to GAYCO Productions, good friends of Hell in a Handbag. Sure, they’re kind of Gay, but there’s certainly nothing wrong with that in this day and age. Let’s hope we [...]

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Melissa Etheridge must be breaking up with her current lover.

My Way of Life

My big tough, not quite 2 year old niece, Sammy who kind of looks like gay Vito from the Sopranos in a dress, but cuter, usually gives me one pity smile then walks away from me as if she has better things to do then hug her Unca Dabid. Sunday, I walk into my sisters [...]

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We have an odd dress code at the company Brigitte and I work at. The code varies from department to department. Most of the people in my department wear jeans but I try to reserve that priviledge for a couple of days a week. There are a few departments where the dress code seems to [...]

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I had the strangest dream. In it, Cher, Tina Turner and Kate Smith were singing a Beatles medley, and Tim Conway was dressed like a yellow submarine.

My Way of Life

Another disillusioned gangsta’ ho. Please ho’s…Don’t give up on your dreams.

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It’s getting warm out and now comes the confusing period of what to wear. Sandals? Flip-flops? Shorts? Tank tops? I feel naked without a jacket, which doubles as a purse. My purse is actually my briefcase, so I have no room for important things like lip gloss, keys and wallets because some of my pants [...]

My Way of Life

Michael L. Jackson, would you take your meds for God’s sake????