My Way of Life


Panties!, originally uploaded by Hell In A Handbag.

The versatile Brannen Daugherty specializes in furry mammals. I caught Brannen in the final appearance of BARK today… The actors were informed the show was closing very last minute. Brannen was adorable playing the puppy ‘Rocks’ short for Rachmanonoff. The show itself was all over the place jumping from light children’s fare one minute to adult humor and swear words the next. I’m sure there were a few embarrassed parents. I half expected the show to end with Brannen being put to sleep to a song, it was that odd. Afterwards my date Brigitte Ditmars and I went to he Handbag storage space. This is where we keep all of the infamous Handbag props and costumes from POSEIDON! water costumes to Rudolph’s panties. Brigitte needed a love doll. For a show. For Open Eye’s Assassins… At least that’s what she told me. The key I had to the lock didn’t work. It came close but no, it wouldn’t turn completely. I went home, found more possible keys and drove back to the space but it was to knoww avail. I’m 99.9% sure the key I had was the key and it’s just not working. Boy, was I mad. I called Steve, Timmy, Derek and Ed and asked them the same question I always ask them. Do you have an extra key to the storage locker? We have one somewhere but that’s another story. I went to Target to try and quell my rage with shopping. I bought the special edition 9 to 5 DVD, a 10 dollar shirt for work, toilet bowl cleaner, light bulbs, a birthday card for my nephew, and new replacement heads for my Oral-B Braun toothbrush. See? I’m just like an ordinary person! I considered buying the new Mr. Clean bathroom cleaning system but imagined my loving partners face when he saw it.

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