Rehearsal consisted going over that bitch of an opening number last night. Caged Dames, we got our kids all mad, Caged Dames, because we shot their dad…Divorce costs a heap, but murder is cheap…the dance for it is a bear and thank God I don’t enter until the end. The song is really about the prisoners so it makes sense the warden isn’t in most of it. Andra and Shawn are very patient and the cast is working their little caged butts off. I got a box of wigs in the mail yesterday and oh what a thrill that was. Some real beauties too! My style is called the ‘Fluff’. Tina Haglund will be wearing the ‘Ernestine’ while Adrienne Smith prefers the New Gatsby. I love wig names. Some Girls is one of my favorite album covers. I bought that album when it was an album and for my money it’s the last brilliant Stones release. Oh, I went off on a tangent, didn’t I? I got out of rehearsal a bit early and was going to try and hit the gym for a 3rd time in 4 days but I took pity on BC Kalz, who plays Sheila Mercury, aka Blondie and gave him a ride home in the torrential rain. I almost had to pull over it was so bad. Please don’t let the world end before out show opens…

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