My Way of Life- Shut up, Tyra

God, please, God, somebody put some duct tape over Tyra Banks pouty lips and seal her in a crate. I doubt this would stop her from bitching to anybody that will listen to her but hey, it’s worth a shot. Even I can’t escape the media blitz of Tyra proclaiming ‘I’m not fat!’ to anybody [...]

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Whatthefuck?

My Way of Life

Last night I went to the gym in my quest to remain reasonably fit. I say reasonably because I do not eat as healthy as a man my age should. I’ve always been underweight, so unlike others I’m just starting to see the effects of donuts and bacon on my body. Working out at least [...]

My Way of Life- Ed Jones in the news

Have you picked up the latest TimeOut Chicago to read the chat with Ed Jones, star of Caged Dames? Well, get your ass to the store right away. It’s bound to be a collectors item.

My Way of Life- RIP Liz Renay

One of those moments that makes you curl your lip and sadly say , ‘Oh….’ Whenever I think of Liz Renay I think of Brian or ‘BC ‘ as you all know him. Her character, Muffy St, Jacque is one of his favorites and one of his favorite lines from the film is ‘I sleep [...]

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Re-opening tonight. Where were you?

My Way of Life- Name the Dame!

What shall we name our Dirty Dame?

Verna

Big Alice

Ginger

Shirley

Rose

Ida

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Rehearsal was rough last night. For me at least. I forgot all of my lines. I broke my shoe doing a stunt. Carp told me not to wear those shoes but did I listen?
To give you an idea of how altered my part is take a look at this trailer. Just imagine that the [...]

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Being a star is hard.
10:30-Noon- Board meeting.
Noon to 5- Rehearsal, rehearsl, rehearsal. Harmonies with Jonny Stax. Dancing with Shawn Quinlan. Fight choreography with Carp.
6-7- Caged Dames DVD editing with Peter Mavrik.
7:30-9- The gym
9-10- Folding clothes
10:30- Order new butt and hips panties online.
Being a star is hard.

My Way of Life- Plug for Jere

Here’s a press release from Jere Williams’ new show. Jere is best known to Handbagggers as Sheldon Glickstein in Rudolph the Red Hosed Reindeer 2003!

THEATER FOR THE NEW CITY PRESENTS THE WORLD PREMIER OF:
KRYPTONITE HEARTS
A new comedy by Charles BattersbyJanuary 25 – February 11

KRYPTONITE HEARTS is a pulse-pounding tale of romance, comedy and [...]