God, please, God, somebody put some duct tape over Tyra Banks pouty lips and seal her in a crate. I doubt this would stop her from bitching to anybody that will listen to her but hey, it’s worth a shot. Even I can’t escape the media blitz of Tyra proclaiming ‘I’m not fat!’ to anybody that will listen. Yeah, you’re not fat, but you’re certainly not a role model either, which is what she seems to be tacking on to her ‘I’m not fat!’ declarations. My favorite show clip of hers is when she dressed in a fat suit and wandered through the streets as if she were a leper. Her voiceover was priceless and as stilted as her ‘We’re all girlfriends here’ attitude on her show. The show, like most of her hard hitting, unflinching subject matters has a definite After School Special vibe, and not in a snarky ironic way. Let’s face it, America be dumb and she’s just giving them what they want.

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