I saw Legends with Ed Jones, Michael Miller, Christopher Wednesday. Legends starred two television pop culture legends, Linda Evans and Joan Collins. I had low expectations, particularly for Ms. Evans who never really shined on the small screen, let alone a large theater. I guess I should have set my expectations a bit lower. It wasn’t Mamma Mia bad, but it was pretty lame. The biggest surprise for me was the weakness of the play itself. Sitcomy with some pretty predictable jokes. There were some amusing moments, but I can see why this didn’t do well with Carol Channing and Mary Martin. It’s just not a very good play. I would imagine the book based on the making of the play is much better. Somebody invested an awful lot of money into this too. What a waste. Joan wasn’t bad but it seems like she could have been better if pushed harder. I dunno about Linda though. She was upstaged by her hair for God’s sake. The funniest moment for me was not in the show, but in the program. My friend Philip Dawkins was there and said the person with the biggest bio has the smallest dick. Joan’s must be miniscule.

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