Last night some of the Dames and I went to see Trista in Porchlight’s production of Assassins. A beautiful production it was. Great actors, lights and set. Trista was wasted, but she’s one of us so we went to support her.

I had a glamourous Saturday. I have an annoying cold so I only left the house to pick up dry cleaning and buy more cold medicine. I ran into Hickson at the dry cleaners and we had a fistfight and complemented each on our new hairdos. I was actually wearing a hat since I was too lazy to comb my hair today and I didn’t shave. I did laundry, cleaned the front and dining room and read more of my Ludlam biography and ate like a pig. I will not go to sleep until I finish another song for The Joans, the rock band that will make it’s debut for our Handbag fundraiser, April 24. Buy our tickets now, bitch. Catchy tagline, huh?

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