15 Responses to “My Way of Life- Fun with Ladybird!(RIP)”

  1. “Lord, how I hate these breast-feedin’ competitons. George ALWAYS cheats. Oh, fire the damn pistol, already!”

  2. One girl. Two guys. Three possibilities

  3. “I don’t care who finishes first, just don’t get it on my dress boys”

  4. No. I will not let you do shots off my ass.

  5. “What’s that horrible smell?…..Oh, it’s me, I’m a corpse”

  6. “I coulda gone to Monster Trucks…”

  7. “I can see Barb’s thong again. “

  8. Bill, is that your hand on my penis?

  9. Bill: She looks so life like, doesn’t she?
    Lady Bird: I’m not dead you moron…

  10. Bill: Best two out of three.
    George: Bill, you said one game, and I won. You do it.
    LBJ: I just want my colonoscopy bag emptied, is that so much to ask?

  11. Bill: “she’s not much of a looker, W, but she gives a hellava handjob!”

  12. *UGHughUGHughUGHughUGHugh*

  13. Aaron, who’s Hugh?

  14. It’s not a name…it’s supposed to be a long, protracted UGGGHHHH, only sort of quavery. Picture a car with a dead battery, trying to start–that sort of noise.

    Don’t ever make me describe that again.

  15. “Where’s the waitress with my chicken wings?”

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