My Way of Life
Posted on July 31st, 2007 by David
Star Jones admits to gastric bypass. Who cares, right? I doubt if her coming clean after all this time will change our perception , or at least my perception of her. I do love the Star Jones Payless shoes that I have from ‘Joan Crawford Goes to Hell’. She says one of my favorite word combinations in this article- MORBIDLY OBESE. It really makes it sound a whole lot more serious then just saying ‘too fat’, huh?
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Star’s biggest problem wasn’t even her weight–she was just a gnarly, deluded, self-righteous bitch. Sadly, she’s still ALL those things. Too bad there’s no “personality bypass” surgery.
My favorite Starr moment was when she expressed horror at the devastation caused by the Christmas tsunami in SE Asia a few years back. She went on to talk about how she and her “husband” had just narrowly escaped death by vacationing there a few weeks before disaster struck.
Message to Starr: it’s not always about you.
Oh, and her makeup looks like Divine’s in “Pink Flamingoes.” And she has a mustache.
There. That’s all.
Oh, Star. No one cares. Nobody cared when you did it.
Except Rosie, who called you out in her weird poetry blog.
http://www.mediavillage.com/jmentr/2006/06/27/Jacki-06-27-06/
I just hope she goes away so I never have to see her bulging eyes and turkey neck again.
This is like when Jm J. Bullock finally came out of his plexiglass closet.