My Way of Life- For reasons known to them…

Posted on August 29th, 2007 by David

Leona and Trouble

Leona Helmsley left 12 million dollars to her dog, and just like Joan did with Christina and Christopher, stiffed her 2 of her grandkids, ‘For reasons that are known to them’.  I love this shit. This is why I don’t start Rudolph the Red-Hosed Reindeer rewrites until the fall. God love ya’ you, ya old sea hag.

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5 Responses to “My Way of Life- For reasons known to them…”

  1. Brigitte, on August 29th, 2007 at 10:51 am Said:

    You think Trouble the dog is single? I am not above marrying a dog for money.

  2. Aaron, on August 29th, 2007 at 11:03 am Said:

    Why not? Harry Helmsley did. (Oh, I forgot–HE was the one with the money.)

  3. Ed, on August 29th, 2007 at 1:06 pm Said:

    Wasn’t this the dog that was drinking at Mutiny?

  4. Aaron, on August 29th, 2007 at 1:13 pm Said:

    No, that dog was cuter…not as rich, I suppose, but…it didn’t have sit perched on her nasty ol’ hoo-hoo for its whole life either (Christ, that dog EARNED that money).

  5. David, on August 29th, 2007 at 3:19 pm Said:

    See, Ed, that’s the dog you should have fucked.

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