TOP TEN REASONS TO SEE LADY X!

1. IT’S CHEAP AND FUN! (JUST LIKE THE CAST)
2. WE WON’T ASK YOU FOR PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP
3. ED JONES PLAYS THE OLDEST WHORE IN THE WORLD (YES, HE’S ALREADY PREPARING HIS JEFF SPEECH)
4. IT’S OUR FIRST NEW SHOW IN 3 YEARS!
5. ADMIT IT, YOU LOVE DAVID CERDA’S LEGS
6. THIS IS ANNIE GLOYN’S LAST SHOW BEFORE SHE ABANDON’S US! I MEAN…, GETS MARRIED AND MOVES
7. TWO WORDS… FACE PUSH
8. MARY’S ATTIC BOUGHT NEW COMFY CHAIRS JUST FOR YOU TO SIT IN!
9. WE MAKE YOU LAUGH. SERIOUSLY, WE DO. NOT THE ‘OH, THAT WAS AMUSING’, TITTER, BUT THE ‘OMG, I JUST GOT SNOT ON MY BLOUSE’ KIND OF LAUGH.
10. IF YOU DON’T COME, WE’LL GO AWAY.

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